http://www.sexyhealthywealthy.net Find yourself, Be yourself Fri, 08 May 2009 18:35:39 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en http://www.sexyhealthywealthy.net/2009/05/08/i-am-not-okay/ When I was a kid, I liked to masturbate.  And it wasn't because I was thinking of *sexual* thoughts either-- I was in 5th grade when I realized somehow that if I flexed all my lower body muscles at once that I would have what I now know is an orgasm.  ... http://www.sexyhealthywealthy.net/2009/04/27/the-book-of-mormon-makes-me-horny/ So I'm flying to Utah May 14th  and I forward my flight information to my 2 sisters there with the subject line saying "Get ready, bitches!" Hahahah, joke's on me...Tiffy PooPoo (I believe you've met?) immediately sends me this reply, along with a link: "Hey this is the 5K we're doing on May ... http://www.sexyhealthywealthy.net/2009/04/24/march-for-babies/ So I have this friend, I'll call her "Nicole", and she is SO passionate about vaginas that she passes out literature on the street for them.  NO, not the "collector" girly playing cards they throw at you near the Strip in Las Vegas (which are always fun to re-distribute on ... http://www.sexyhealthywealthy.net/2009/04/23/the-vagina-missionary/ It's late, I've been studying all day....and I wish I could write something more enlightening but I am just a lady, with a simple lady mind.  Hahahah, I'll let Sarah Haskins do it for me.... AND Happy Birthday to my dear friend John in New York who I've known since 1996- I ... http://www.sexyhealthywealthy.net/2009/04/22/i-am-just-a-lady-with-a-simple-lady-mind/ One thing that always drove me *crazy* growing up in Utah was that I was expected to do all the cooking and cleaning, for the rest of my life,  just because I have a vagina.  That's it.  For no other reason.  Because I truly believed in this--that being a wife and ... http://www.sexyhealthywealthy.net/2009/04/21/my-purple-cleaning-sponge-gave-me-an-std/ So I went to the liquor store the other night with my adorable friend Maika from school, and she wanted to buy a "40"...which is one huge 40 ounce bottle of beer.  ONE bottle each.  The Mormon in me can't deal with that sort of nonsense....we buy everything in bulk.  ... http://www.sexyhealthywealthy.net/2009/04/20/if-mormons-bought-alcohol-you-guys-wouldnt-have-any/ According to a new Salt Lake tribune article (click here) - Utah has "the country's highest rate of nonmedical painkiller abuse."  "Utah in 2007 recorded 317 deaths related to nonillicit drugs - double the number six years earlier and far more than died from heroin, cocaine and other infamous drugs." Here's the ... http://www.sexyhealthywealthy.net/2009/04/19/i-want-to-make-out-with-utahs-attorney-general/ Licking the camera from Crystal Evans on Vimeo. This video makes me laugh, everytime.  Bejus would make such a cute dad, for somebody....someday.... When you see a hairless dog all the time you forget how dang funny they look :) http://www.sexyhealthywealthy.net/2009/04/17/i-dont-know-why-this-is-so-funny/ SO.....if anybody's reading this....my little sister Tiffany (I call her Tiffy Poo-Poo) responded with a comment to this post.  Now I'm not going to lie to ya--I drive my family crazy sometimes because of this.  And Tiffany is one of my favorites (I'm the oldest of 6) because this girl ... http://www.sexyhealthywealthy.net/2009/04/16/internetare-you-spying-on-me-hahaha/