Some of you may or may not have heard of a *little* series called “Twilight” written by Mormon’s own Stephenie Meyer…but as this article in the “Mormon Times” points out- she used themes and characters from her greatest literary influence–none other than The Book of Mormon.
I haven’t read the books myself, but I am familiar with the old Mormon story of “If you have sex before you are married you will probably DIE”……leaving thousands of Mormons all hot and bothered…and apparently selling a lot of books.
So to all you faithful readers out there who want nothing to do with Mormonism……
Gotcha Bitch!
<This…was…my two favorite fish>
