The temperature of their caffeine!
One time I *forgot* and ordered coffee with my breakfast when I was out to eat with a Mormon family.
I might as well have ripped off all my clothes and started masturbating on the table.
It was that bad.
And yet….they couldn’t look away…..
**this is my cute sister who is clearly a VERY good mormon**
**and yes, it takes up it’s own place at the dinner table**
